Although, having a handsome face has its own perks,
make you wish you could just become ugly 🙇 .
1.
First of all, the life of a fine
boy 👦 is a sad 😔 and lonely 😫
one. It's
harder for you to find love 😍 than
the average regular looking guy.
Don't get me wrong, you'll have lots of female
⚢ friends.
But that's all they are;
Friends .
Fine boys 👦 are friendzoned more than any other
human being on the face of the earth 🌎 .
You'll be sitting there single, sad 😔 and lonely 😫 with your fineboyness
looking at all those ugly guys happily in
relationships 👫 and wonder why life is so unfair.
2.
Women 👭 generally don't take you seriously.
No matter how romantic you try to be or how
sincere
your feelings towards them are, they always
assume
you're joking with them or trying to toy with
their feelings.
3.
You're a play boy 👦 .
Don't even try to fight 💪 it.
All fine boys are players.
You tell a girl 👧 you love 😍 her, she goes
like, " Awww, how many girls 👭 have you told that
today?"😏
Relationships are not for you. You're
better as a chop and clean mouth 👄 side booty.
So at the end of the day you just have to give
up,
accept what you are and wear your 'player' tag
with
pride and honor. 😔
4.
When you finally manage to find a
girlfriend that
takes you serious, she doesn't ever seem to
trust you.
She stalks you on facebook and instagram all
day. The
moment you drop your phone 📱 , she's scrolling through
your call 📞 log, your WhatsApp and checking your DMs.
She's constantly looking for incriminating
evidence to
indict you with and even when she doesn't find
one,
she still accuses you of cheating and clearing
your messages.
#PS: I once had a girlfriend who
checked my emails ✉ .
Emails for Pete's sake! I'm not even
joking right now,
this is for real.
5.
You always have girlfriends you've never
met or
don't remember asking out. Sometimes, you don't
even know these women.
But nobody believes you
have nothing with them because of being fine
boy 👦 .
You're a terrible liar 😲
6.
People never believe you when you
tell them
you're broke 💵 .
They'll be like, "Why did you said
you
Don’t have money 💵 ?
As handsome as you are ?"
7.
People often think you're gay. It's even
worse if
you're light skinned.
Gay men always make passes at you.
They're in your DMs every night 🌃 and day asking
for your shirtless pics and sending you nudes.
I mean, I have nothing against the LGBT
community, but seriously guys. 😲
8.
Older women assume you're a
gigolo. This one is
quite flattering but still, come on! You're
old 👵 enough to
be my mother 👩 .
9.
People always assume you don't have sense.
You're like Kevin from Ghost Busters.
You're this ornamental human being that's only
good
at looking good and nothing else. That's why
most fine
boys end up as models and actors.
(No shade to models and actors, I love 😍 you all)
10.
If your boss happens to be a man 👨 , he'll hate you. 😔
He'll think the only thing he's
paying you for is to shag all your female ⚢ coworkers.
11.
Your neighbors are always snitching on
you.
Nothing will end your relationship faster than
having
your girlfriend interact with your neighbors.
These
people don't know the difference between 'just
friends' and 'girlfriend'.
12.
Last but not least, you're constantly
sexually
harassed by females. Right from when you were
a
child 👶 . But you can't even complain or do anything
about it because a man 👨 can never be sexually
assaulted according to Nigerian 🇳🇬 mentality.
So when you see girls 👭 complaining on Facebook
about thirsty men sliding in their DMs you just shake your
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